A

AAMOF                   As A Matter Of Fact
ABT                     About
ADN                     Any Day Now
ADSL                    A-symetric Digital Subscriber Line
AFAIC                   As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT                  As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK   As Far as I Know
AFAYC                   As Far As You're Concerned 
AFK   Away From Keyboard
AFTP                    Anonymous File Transfer Protocol 
AFU                     All Fucked Up 
AI                      As If ! 
AIIC   As If I Care
AISI   As I See It
AIUI                    As I Understand It 
AKA   Also Known As
ALAP                    As Late As Possible 
AMIGA                   A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction 
AMF                     Adios Mother Fucker 
AML                     All My Love
ANFAWFOS  And Now a Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD                  And Now For Something Completely Different 
ANSI                    American National Standards Institute 
AOL                     America On-Line or Army Of Lamers 
APPLE                   Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 
ASAP   As Soon As Possible
ASAFP   As Soon As Freakin'/Fuckin' Possible
ASCII                   American Standard Code for Information Interchange 
ASL                     Age/Sex/Location 
ATM                     At The Moment 
ATSL                    Along The Same Line 
AYF   All Your Fault
AWGTHTGTATA             Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA              Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? 
AWOL                    Absent Without Leave
AWYR                    Awaiting Your Reply 
AYOR                    At Your Own Risk 
AYPI                    And Your Point Is

B

B/C                     BeCause 
B4                      BeFore 
B4N                     Bye For Now 
BAB                     Build A Bridge
BAD                     Bad As Designed
BAF                     Brain Already Fried
BAIK   Boy Am I Confused
BAK   Back At Keyboard
BAMF                    Bad Assed Mother Fucker
BASIC                   Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control 
BBFN                    Bye Bye For Now 
BBL                     Be Back Later
BBIAB                   Be Back In A Bit
BBN                     Bye Bye Now 
BBR                     Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS                     Be Back Soon or Bulletin Board System
BBSL                    Be Back Sooner or Later
BC                      BeCause
BCNU                    Be Seeing You 
BEG                     Big Evil Grin
BF   Boy Friend
BFFL                    Best Friends For Life
BFD                     Big Fucking Deal
BFN   Bye For Now
BG                      Big Grin
BIOYA                   Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYIOP                 Blow It Out Your I/O Port 
BKA                     Better Known As
BM                      Bite Me
BNF   Big Name Fan
BNI   Batteries Not Included
BOC   But Of Course
BOF   Birds of a Feather
BOFH                    Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA                  Bend Over, Here It Comes Again 
BOS   Big Orange Switch
BOT   Back on Topic
BRB   Be Right Back
BRBGTGP                 Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRBGTP                  Be Right Back Got To Pee
BRGDS                   Best Regards
BRS   Big Red Switch
BS   Bullshit
BSF                     But Seriously Folks
BSEG   Big Shit Eating A Grin
BSOD                    Blue Screen Of Death or Bill Says Oh Dear
BST                     But Seriously Though
BTA                     But Then Again 
BTAIM                   Be That As It May 
BTC                     Biting The Carpet
BTDT   Been There, Done That
BTDTGTS                 Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTFT   Been There, Fixed That
BTFM   Beats the Fuck out of Me 
BTHOM                   Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTK                     Back To Keyboard 
BTSOOM                  Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTU                     Back To You 
BTW   By the way
BTWBO                   Be There With Bells On 
BUGS   Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BWFH                    Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK                     Big Wet Kiss
BWL                     Bursting With Laughter
BWQ                     Buzz Word Quotient
BYOB                    Bring Your Own Booze
BYORL                   Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher

C

C4N                     Ciao For Now
C&B   Crash & Burn
C&G                     Chuckle and Grin
CATCH   Come Again? That Can't Help!
CBL                     Come Back Later
CD-ROM                  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CE   Creative Editing
CFD                     Call(s) For Discussion
CFV                     Call For Votes
CID                     Crying In Disgrace
CLI                     Command Line Interface
CLM                     Career Limiting Move
CNP                     Continued in Next Post
COBOL                   Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COI                     Come On In
COTFLGOHAHA  Crawling on the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack
CP                      Control Panel or Chat Post
CRAFT                   Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
CRS                     Can't Remember Shit
CSG                     Chuckle Snicker Grin 
CSL                     Can't Stop Laughing
CSS                     Can't Stop Smiling 
CSY   Can't Stop Yawning
CU   Cracking Up or See You
CUA                     Common User Access or Commonly Used Acronym(s) 
CUIC                    See You In Church
CUL   Catch You Later or See You Later
CUL8R   See You Later
CWYL   Chat With You Later
CYA   Cover Your Ass
CYA   See Ya
CYAL8R                  See You Later
CYPUWIPD                Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down

D

D/L                     DownLoad
D&C   Duck & Cover
DARFC                   Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA   Doing Business As
DBN   Doing Business Not
DD                      Dreaded Disease or Double Density or DiskDrive
DEC                     Do Expect Cuts
DH                      Dear Husband or Dick Head 
DIAFYO   Did I Ask For Your Opinion
DIIK                    Damned If I Know 
DILLIGAD                Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAF                Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAFF  Do I look Like I give a Flying Figment
DITUIHIBMSL  Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately
DITUILIBMSL  Did I Tell You I Love IBMs Lately
DIY                     Do It Yourself
DL                      DownLoad 
DLN                     Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB                  Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DNPM   Damn Near Pissed Myself
DOS                     Dead/Defective/Disk Operating System or Dozing Off Soon
DSH                     Desperately Seeking Help
DTHT                    Delighted To Hear That
DTP                     DeskTop Publishing 
DTRT                    Do The Right Thing
DUCT                    Did You See That
DUCWIC   Do You See What I See
DUCWIM   Do You See What I Mean
DUHWIH   Do You Hear What I Hear
DWIM                    Do What I Mean
DWISNWID                Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWOL                    Drunk While OnLine
DYJHIW                  Don't You Just Hate It When
DYHABF                  Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAGF                  Do You Have A Girlfriend

E

E2EG   Ear to Ear Grin
ECP                     Excessive Cross Posting
EG                      Evil Grin
EMML                    E-mail Me Later 
EMP                     Excessive Multiple Posting
EMSG                    Email Message 
EOD   End of Discussion
EOF                     End Of File
EOL   End of Lecture
EOM                     End Of Message
EOQ                     End Of Question or End Of Quote
EOT                     End Of Thread or End Of Transmission
ESAD   Eat Shit And Die
ESADMF                  Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker
ESAL   Eat Shit And Live
ETLA   Enhanced Three Letter Acronym
EZ                      Easy
  
F

F2F                     Face To Face or Flesh To Flesh
FAFWOA                  For A Friend Without Access
FAQ   Frequently Asked Questions
FAWC                    For Anyone Who Cares
FF                      French Fry,For Free,Fast Forward
FFS                     For Fucks Sake
FIFO                    First In, First Out
FIGMO   Forget It, I've Got My Orders
FIIN   Fucked If I Know
FISH                    First In, Still Here
FITB   Fill In the Blank
FIWOBATLAAI             Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FM   Fine Magic
FOAD   Fuck Off And Die
FOAF   Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG   Father Of A Friend of a Girlfriend
FOAG   Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC                     Free Of Charge 
FOS                     Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Shit 
FOT   Full Of Tripe
FOTCL                   Falling Off The Chair Laughing 
FRE                     Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED                    Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device 
FRZ   Freakin' Religious Zealot
FTASB   Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF                     Face To Face 
FTL   Faster Than Light
FTP                     File Transfer Protocol
FTTT                    From Time To Time
FUA   Frequently Used Acronyms 
FUBAB                   Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR   Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
FUBB                    Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD                     Fear,Uncertainty and Disinformation or Fear,Uncertainty and Doubt
FUMTU   Fucked up More Than Usual
FWIW   For What It's Worth
FY                      Fuck You
FYA   For Your Action/Amusement
FYATSYRIO               Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYDITM                  Fuck You Directly In The Mouth
FYE                     For Your Entertainment
FYEO   For Your Eyes Only
FYG                     For Your Guidance
FYI   For Your Information
FYO   For Your Opinion

G

G                       Grin
G1                      Good One
GA                      Go Ahead
GAFIA                   Get Away From It All
GAL                     Get A Life
GASP   Go Away Silly Person
GBH                     Great Big Hug
GBH&K                   Great Big Hug & Kiss
GD&R   Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RVVF   Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
GF   Girl Friend
GFAK                    Go Fly A Kite
GFC                     Going For Coffee
GFN                     Gone For Now
GFR                     Grim File Reaper
GG                      Go Girl or Good Game or Good Going
GGN   Gotta Go Now
GH                      Getting Hard
GIGO   Garbage In Garbage Out
GIRO                    Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST   Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GL                      Good Luck
GLG                     Good Looking Girl or Goofy Little Grin 
GMAB                    Give Me A Break
GMBO                    Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA   Great Minds Think Alike
GOB                     Good'Ol Boy
GOI                     Get Over It
GOK                     God Only Knows
GOMF   Get Outta My Face
GPY                     Grumpy
GR&D                    Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR8                     Great
GRUIT   Get Ready you Impudent Thing
GTBB                    Good To Be Back
GTFOOMF   Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
GTG                     Got To Go
GTSY                    Glad/Good To See You
GTTB                    Gee That's Too Bad
GUI                     Graphical User Interface
GW                      Getting Wet

H

H                       Hug
H&K                     Hug and Kiss
HAB                     Hot Asian Babe
HAK                     Hugs and Kisses
HAGN                    Have A Good Night
HAND   Have A Nice Day
HB                      Hug Back
HF                      Have Fun
HH                      Holding Hands
HHID                    Hanging Head In Disgrace
HHIS                    Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K   Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOJ                    Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK   Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHTYAY                  Happy Holidays To You And Yours 
HIG                     How's it Going
HIH                     Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO              Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIWTH                   Hate It When That Happens
HMP                     Help Me Please
HMT                     Here's My Try 
HOMPR   Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
HORU                    How Old Are You
HTH   Hope That/This Helps
HTML                    HyperText Markup Language
HTTP                    HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA                     Heads Up Asshole
HWS(PEST)  Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)

I

IAC   In Any Case
IAE   In Any Event
IAIYH                   It's All In Your Head
IANAL   I Am Not A Lawyer 
IANALBIPOOTV  I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
IARTPFWTSIOWIM  I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IBC   Inadequate But Cute
IBM   Inadequate But Marketable/I Blame Microsoft/Idiots Bought Me 
IBN                     I'm Buck Naked
IBTD                    I Beg To Differ
IC                      I See/Intergrated Circuit/Intensive Care
ICBW                    I Could Be Wrong
ICMP                    Internet Control Message Protocol
ICUR   I See You Are
ICWYM                   I See What You Mean
IDC                     I Don't Care
IDGABTT   It Don't Get Any Better Than This
IDGAD   I Don't Give a Damn
IDGAS   I Don't Give a Shit
IDGI                    I Don't Get It
IDK                     I Don't Know 
IDTT                    I'll Drink To That
IDTS   I Don't Think So
IE                      Internet Exploder/Explorer
IFF                     If and only If
IGGNLTL                 I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later 
IGP                     I Gotta Pee
IGTP                    I Get The Point
IIRC   If I Remember Correctly
IITYWIMIWHTKY           If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD           If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYBMAD  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM  If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
IIWM                    If It Were Me/Mine 
ILIC                    I Laughed, I Cried
ILIWTPCT  I Love It When the Plan Comes Together
ILSHIBAMF  I Laughed so Hard I Broke All my Furniture
ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ  I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference,Honestly,You Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job 
ILU                     I Love You
ILY                     I Love You
IMBO   In My Biased/Bloody Opinion
IMCAO                   In My Completely Arrogant Opinion 
IMCO   In My Considered Opinion 
IME                     In My Experience
IMHO   In My Humble/Honest/Holy Opinion
IMNSCO                  In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO   In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO   In My Opinion
IMOBO                   In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPE                    In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMS                     I Am Sorry
IMSS                    I Am So Sorry
IMVHO   In My Very Humble Opinion
INL                     I'm Not Laughing
INPO   In No Particular Order
IOW   In other words
IRC                     Internet Relay Chat
IRL   In Real Life
IRMFI                   I Reply Merely For Information
ISBAB                   I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN                    It Still Does Nothing
ISP                     Internet Service Provider
ISTM                    It Seems To Me
ISTR                    I Seem To Recall
ISWYM                   I See What You Mean
ITRW                    In The Real World
ITSFWI                  If The Shoe Fits Wear It
IUD   Insert Usual Disclaimers
IWALU                   I Will Always Love You
IWBNI                   It Would Be Nice If
IWBS                    I Was Being Stupid
IYD                     In Your Dreams
IYKWIM                  If You Know What I Mean
IYSWIM                  If You See What I Mean
IYFEG                   Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group

J

J4G                     Just For Grins
JAM                     Just A Minute
JAS                     Just A Second
JASE                    Just Another System Error
JFG                     Just For Grins
JIC                     Just In Case
JK   Just Kidding
JMO                     Just My Opinion
JSNM                    Just Stark Naked Magic
JTLYK                   Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK                  Just Thought You Wanted To Know

K

K                       Kiss or Okay
KB                      Kiss Back/KeyBoard
KBD                     Keyboard
KHYF                    Know How You Feel
KISS   Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT                     Keep In Touch
KITB                    Kick In The Butt
KMA   Kiss My Ass
KMYF                    Kiss Me You Fool
KOC                     Kiss On Cheek
KOL                     Kiss On Lips
KOTC                    Kiss On The Cheek
KUTGSAWYAD              Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KWIM   Know What I Mean

L

L8R   Later
L8R G8R                 Later Gater
LAB&TYD                 Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LABTYD                  Life's A Bitch Then You Die
LAGNAF   Lets All Get Naked and Fool Around
LAY                     Looking At You
LDD                     La Dee Da
LHM                     Lord Help Me
LHO                     Laughing Head Off
LHU                     Lord Help Us
LIS                     Lost In Space
LISP                    Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LLAL                    Laughing Like A Lunatic 
LLAP                    Live Long And Prosper
LLTA   Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAO                    Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO   Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMTTA   Leave Me the Fuck Alone
LOA                     Love/Left On Arrival
LOIS                    Laughing On The Inside
LOL   Laughing Out Loud,Lots Of Love
LOLA                    Laughing Out Loud Again
LOOL                    Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LSHMBH                  Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB                 Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS                 Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LTIP   Laughing Til I Puke
LMWIS                   Lick Me Where I Sweat
LTNC                    Long Time No See
LTNS                    Long Time No See
LTNT                    Long Time No Type
LTS                     Laughing To Self
LU4E&A                  Love You For Ever And Always
LUWAMH                  Love You With All My Heart
LWR                     Launch When Ready
LY                      Love You
LYL                     Love You Lots
LYLAB                   Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS                   Love You Like A Sister

M

MACINTOSH               Most Applications Crash,If Not The Operating System Hangs
MCBTY      My Computer is Better than Yours
MEG                     Mega Evil Grin
MFG   More Friendly Garbage
MFTL                    My Favourite Toy Language
MHBFY                   My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC(A)   My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHOTY                   My Hat's Off To You
MIASGB                  Make It A Short GoodBye
MICROSOFT               Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS                    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MLA                     Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF                     Make Money Fast
MMIF   My Mouth Is Full
MOF                     Male Or Female
MORF                    Male Or Female
MOTAS                   Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTOS                   Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS                   Member Of The Same Sex
MPTY                    More Power To You
MSG                     Message
MTBF                    Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY                  May The Force Be With You
MUD                     Multi User Dungeon
MUG                     Multi User Game
MUSH                    Multi User Shared Hallucination
MYOB   Mind Your Own Business

N

N/A                     Not Acceptable/Not Applicable/Not Available
N1                      Nice One
N2S                     Needless 2 Say
NAA!   Not Another Acronym!
NALOPKT                 Not A Lot Of People Know That
NB                      Nota Bene
NBD   No Big Deal
NC                      No Comment/Not Connected
NDA                     Non-Disclosure Agreement
NDLWSMB                 Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
NE1                     Anyone
NEM                     Nothing Else Matters
NERD   National Establishment for Real Dorks
NFA   No Flaming Allowed
NFI                     No Fucking Idea
NFW   No Fucking Way
NFWM                    No Fucking Way Man
NIFOC                   Nude In Front Of Computer
NIMBY   Not in My Back Yard
NJTH   Not Just Thinking Here
NK                      New Kid
NM                      Never Mind
NMJ                     Not My Job
NNTP                    Network News Transfer Protocol
NOMS   Not on MY System
NP                      No Problem
NPNG                    No Pain No Gain
NQWI                    Not Quite With It
NRN   No Reply Necessary
NSS                     No Shit, Sherlock
NTK                     Need To Know/Nice To Know 
NTL   Nevertheless
NTTAWWT                 Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS                  Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTYMI                   Now That You Mention It
NUNP   No Users, No Problems
NYCTMI                  Now You Come To Mention It

O

OAO                     Over And Out
OATUS   On a Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS   On a Related Subject
OB                      OBligatory
OBTW                    Oh By The Way
OEM                     Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC   Oh, I See
OL                      Old Lady
OM                      Old Man
OMG                     Oh My God
OMKC                    On My Knees Crying
OMKP                    On My Knees Praying
ONNA   Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA   Oh No, Not This Again
OOI                     Out Of Interest
OOSOOM   Out of Sight, Out of Mind
OOTB                    Out Of The Box
OOTC                    Out Of The Closet
OOTC   Obligatory On-Topic Comment
ORN                     Oh Really now
OS                      Operating System
OS/2                    Obsolete Soon, Too
OT                      Off Topic
OTC   Over The Counter
OTF                     On The Floor
OTFM   Only The Facts, Mam
OTOH   On The Other Hand
OTT                     Over The Top
OTTOMH   Off the Top of My Head
OTTOMHAROOB  Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
OTW   On the Whole
OUSU                    Oh You Shut Up
OWTTE   Or Words to that Effect

P

PABG                    Pack A Big Gun
PAW                     Parents Are Watching
PBKAC   Problem Between Keyboard and Chair
PCMCIA                  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCYLIHOONL              Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD                      Public Domain
PDA                     Public Display of Affection
PDE                     Puppy Dog Eyed
PDQ                     Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly)
PDS                     Please Don't Shoot
PENTIUM                 Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PFM   Pure Freaking Magic
PG                      Pretty Good
PITA   Pain In The Ass
PLMK                    Please Let Me Know
PLOKTA                  Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS                     Please
PLUR                    Peace Love Unity Respect
PM                      Personal Message
PMBI                    Pardon My Butting In
PMETC   Pardon Me, etc.
PMFBI                   Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI                   Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI                    Pardon My Jumping In
PMIGBOM                 Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMP                     Peeing My Pants
PMS                     Pretty Much Sucks
PMYMHMMFSWGAD  Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
POAHF                   Put On A Happy Face
POD                     Piece Of Data
POETS                   Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday
POQ   Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB   Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come back
POS                     Piece Of Shit
POTC                    Peck On The Cheek
POV   Point of View
PPL                     People
PPP   Petty Pet Peeve
PPTSPAHS                Please Pass The Salt,Pepper And Hot Sauce
PS                      Pit Stop
PTB                     Powers That Be
PTL                     Praise the Lord
PTMM   Please Tell Me More

Q

Q&A                     Questions & Answers
QDPSH                   Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM                    Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QT                      Cutie

R

R                       Are
RAEBNC                  Read And Enjoyed But No Comment
RAW                     Rules As Written
RE                      Regarding
RFC                     Request For Comments
RFD                     Request For Discussion
RFI                     Request For Information
RGDS                    Regards
ROFFNAR   Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
ROFL   Rolling on Floor Laughing
ROFLOL   Rolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLMAO          Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLOLBAG  Rolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting a Gut
ROFPML   Rolling on the Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROTBA   Reality on the Blink Again
ROTFL                   Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAHMS               Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLBSAOTP             Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLBTC                Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCUTS             Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLGO                 Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLHOLCDF             Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLMAO                Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP            Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY              Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROTFLMAOWTIME           Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMHO                Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLSTC                Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat
ROTFLTC                 Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLUTS                Rolling On The Floor Unable to Speak
ROTM                    Right On The Money
RPG                     Really Pathetic Gamer/Rocket Propelled Grenade/Role Playing Game
RSN   Real Soon Now
RTD                     Read The Documentation
RTFAQ                   Read The FAQ
RTFF                    Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFFAQ                  Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFI   Read The Friendly/Fuckin Instructions/Information
RTFM   Read The Freaking/Fucking Manual
RTFMA   Read The Manual, Sir
RTFS                    Read The Fucking Standard/Read The Fucking Source
RTM                     Read The Manual/Read The Message
RTSM                    Read The Stupid Manual/Read The Stupid Message
RYFM                    Read Your Fucking Manual
RUMOF                   Are You Male Or Female?
RUOK                    Are You OK?
RWT                     Repeat Whole Thing

S

S&N                     Smile And Nod
SAR   Some Assembly Required/Search And Rescue
SASB                    Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SB                      Smiles Back/SoundBlaster
SBCN   Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
SCNR                    Sorry Couldn't Resist
SCSI                    System Can't See It
SED                     Said Enough Darling
SETE                    Smiling Ear To Ear
SF                      Science Fiction/Speculative Fantasy
SFAIAA                  So Far As I Am Aware
SFLA                    Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SHID                    Slaps Head In Disgust
SHM   Shit Happens, Mate
SHTSI                   Somebody Had To Say It
SICS   Sitting in Chair Snickering
SIG                     Special Interest Group
SIIC                    See If I Care
SIL                     Sister In Law
SIMCA                   Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITD   Still in the dark
SLV                     C'est la vie
SMAO                    Showing My Ass Off
SME                     Subject Matter Expert
SMO                     Serious Mode On
SMOFF                   Serious Mode Off
SMOP                    Small Matter Of Programming
SMTP                    Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAFU   Situation Normal All Fouled Up
SNR                     Signal-to-Noise Ratio
SO   Significant Other
SOB                     Son Of a Bitch
SOE   Silly/Stupid Operator Error
SOI                     Stunk On Ice
SOL                     Shit Outta Luck
SOP   Standard Operational Procedure
SOS                     Same Old Story/SomeOne Special
SOVS                    Someone Very Special
SOW                     Speaking Of Which
SS                      So Sleepy
SSDD                    Same Stuff,Different Day
SSEWBA                  Someday Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms
ST                      So There
STFU                    Shut The Fuck Up
SWAG                    Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK                    Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK                   Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWL                     Screaming With Laughter/ShortWave Listener
SWMBO                   She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYDWBY                  See Ya,Don't Wanna Be Ya
SYITFP                  See You In The Funny Pages
SYL                     See You Later
SYS                     System/See You Soon
SYSOP                   System Operator
SYT                     See You Tonight

T

TA                      Thanks Again
TAFN                    That's All For Now
TAFT                    That's A Frightening Thought
TAM                     Tenner A Month
TANJ   There Aint No Justice
TANSTAAFL  There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free lunch
TANSTAASQ               There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TARFU                   Things Are Really Fucked Up
TBDL                    To Be Discussed/Disclosed Later
TBDML                   To Be Discussed Much Later
TBNT                    Thanks But No Thanks
TCB                     Trouble Came Back
TCB   Taking Care of Business
TDM                     Too Damn Many
TDMATBICPLY  This Doesn't Mean A Thing But It Confuses People Like You
TFDS                    That's For Damn Sure
TFTT                    Thanks For The Tip
TGAL   Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL                  Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF                    Thank God It's Friday
TIA   Thanks In Advance 
TIATLG                  Truly, I Am The Living God 
TIC   Tongue in cheek
TINALO   This is Not a Legal Opinion
TINAR   This is Not a Recommendation
TINWIS   That is Not What I Said
TLA   Three Letter Acronym
TLTB                    Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TM   Trust Me
TMI                     Too Much Information
TMSHTF                  Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG                There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDT                There's More Than One Way To Do This
TNOTVS   There's Nothing on Television, so...
TNT                     Till Next Time
TNTC                    Too Numerous To Count
TNX                     Thanks
TOBAL                   There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG                    This Oughta Be Good
TOY                     Thinking Of You
TPS(S)   This Program Sucks, (Severely)
TPTB   The Powers That Be
TRDMC   Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSOHF   Total Sense of Humor Failure
TT                      Take That
TTBOMK   To the Best of My Knowledge
TTFN   Ta Ta for Now
TTLFN                   That's The Lot For Now 
TTM   To The Moderator
TTUL                    Talk To You Later
TTYL   Talk To You Later
TTYRS   Talk To You Real Soon
TTYS                    Talk To You Soon
TTYT                    Talk To You Tomorrow
TUFD   The User File Died
TVM                     Thanks Very Much
TY                      Thank You
TYCLO                   Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYVM                    Thank You Very Much
TX                      Thanks

U

U                       You
U/L                     Upload
U2                      You Too
UAE                     Unrecoverable Application Error/United Arab Emirates
UBD                     User Brain Damage/Dead
UCCOM                   You Can Count On Me
UCE                     Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
UL                      Upload
UOM$                    You Owe Me Money
UR                      You Are/Your
URL                     Uniform Resource Locator
UTSL                    Use The Source Luke

V

VBG                     Very Big Grin
VC                      Virtual Community/Voltage Control
VEG                     Very Evil Grin
VES                     Very Evil Smile
VETLA   Very Enhanced TLA
VFM                     Value For Money
VLSTGLOI                Vodka,Lime,Soda,Tall Glass,Lots Of Ice
VR                      Virtual Reality/Voltage Regulator
VWG                     Very Wicked Grin
VWS                     Very Wicked Smile

W

WAB   What Another Bill/What A Bummer
WAD                     Without A Doubt
WAG                     Wild Ass Guess
WAMKSAM   Why are My Kitties (Kids) Staring at Me
WAUF                    Where Are You From
WB   Welcome Back
WBASAP                  Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBMBF                   Wanna Be My Boy Friend ?
WBMGF                   Wanna Be My Girl Friend ?
WBS   Write Back Soon
WDOI                    Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDYC                    Who Do You Call ?
WDYLL                   What Do You Look Like?
WDYMBT   What Do You Mean by That
WFM                     Works For Me
WG                      Wicked Grin
WGACA                   What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAS                    Who Gives A Shit
WGTG                    Well,Got To Go
WH                      What's Happening
WIBAMU   Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI                   Would It Be Nice If
WIMP                    Windows,Icons,Mouse,Pointing
WINDOWS                 Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WISP                    Winning Is So Pleasurable
WMMOWS   Wash My Mouth Out with Soap
WNMHGB                  Where No Man Has Gone Before
WNOHGB                  Where No One Has Gone Before
WOB                     Waste Of Bandwidth
WOFTAM                  Waste Of Flaming/Fuckin'Time And Money
WOL                     Win Or Lose/World OnLine/WakeOn Lan
WRT                     With Regard To
WRU                     Who Are You
WT                      Without Thinking
WTF   What the Fuck
WTFDIK                  What The Fuck Do I Know
WTFRU                   Who The Fuck Are You
WTG   Way To Go
WTH   What the Hell
WTHDTM                  What The Hell Does That Mean
WTTC                    Welcome To The Club
WTTM                    Without Thinking Too Much
WTY                     Waving To You
WU                      What's Up?
WWW                     World Wide Wait/World Wide Waste/World Wide Web/Waiting While Wanking 
WWYL                    When Will You Learn
WYGIWYAF                What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG                 What You Gget Is What You Get
WYLABOCTGWTR  Would You Like a Bowl of Cream to go with That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC  Would You Like a Saucer of Milk with that Comment?
WYSIAWYG  What You See is Almost What You Get
WYSIWYG   What You See Is What You Get
WYSINWNWYG  What You See Is No Where Near What You Get
WYSINWYG  What You See Is NOT What You Get
WYSIWYD                 What You See Is What You Deserve 
WYPIWYG   What You Printed Is What You've Got
WYTYSYDG  What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WYSIWYG                 What You See Is What You Get

X

XYL                     Ex Young Lady

Y

YABA                    Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YABSA                   Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
YAFIYGI                 You Asked For It,You Got It
YAOTM   Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YBS                     You'll Be Sorry
YBTMFML                 You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YD                      You're Dead
YG                      Young Gentleman
YGLT                    You're Gonna Love This
YGWYPF                  You Get What You Pay For
YHBM                    You Have Bin Mail
YHGASPL   You Have Got A Serious Problem Lad
YHM                     You Have Mail
YHMOAU                  You Have Messed One Acronym Up
YKYARW                  You Know You're A Redneck When....
YKYBOTLW                You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When...
YL                      Young Lady
YM                      Young Man
YMMV                    Your Mileage May Vary
YQW                     Your Quite Welcome
YSWUS   Yea, Sure Whatever You Say!
YMMV   Your Mileage may vary
YSS   You Suck Severely
YW                      You're Welcome
YWSYLS   You win some, you lose some

'Spelling

Look for the misspelled word

*Neglegible

Caricature

Drowsy

Merely

no answer

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umbrella

entities

precedence

*convertion

no answer

     

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corridor

promenade

*Messanine

balcony

no answer

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willful

erring

etiquette

*indispensable

no answer

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seize

*equiped

disappoint

advice

no answer

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ballerina

*descriminate

audience

surrender

no answer

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dyed

discern

overall

genuine

*no answer

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*catastrophy

bailout

triad

sonic

no answer

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extravagance

*exhuberance

parlance

elegance

no answer

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ambitious

precaution

*sharpnel

sustenance

no answer

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edifices

duplexes

outskirts

indices

*no answer

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factional

stretching

*heinious

eminence

no answer

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*accummulate

inaugurate

epidemic

authentic

no answer

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bouquet

*volumenous

crochet

succeed

no answer

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infallible

recurrence

deteriorate

*excempt

no answer

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*mischeivous

strategic

incredible

allied

no answer

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misnomer

parliament

*revealation

malign

no answer

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doubtless

sanction

omission

finesse

*no answer

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humorous

*flourescent

receipt

erroneous

no answer

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Harassed

deserted

*Restaurature

Malaise

no answer

'Completing the sentence.

Even farmers who toil the fields deserve to be treated with ___.

Equality

Preference

*Respect

Kindness

Importance

The government's efforts to ___ the campaign against child abuse received international praises.

Spread

*Intensify

Facilitate

Publicize

Advocate

After a thorough study of the proposed change in the work system, the manager directed all concerned to ___ it immediately.

*Implement

Evaluate

Discuss

Consider

Learn

We should not listen to slander or gossip and should be ___ in judging the motives of those we meet.

Quick

Curious

Confident

Carefree

*Cautious

A vigilant public servant does not hesitate to call the attention of authorities to acts ___ to public welfare and interests.

Insensitive

Irrelevant

*Inimical

Oblivious

Impartial

'Vocabulary

Public officials must be circumspect in all their action.

Impressive

Matured

Superior

Sincere

*Prudent

The people got indignant over the attempt to cover up the public official's questionable transactions.

Informed

Doubtful

Disappointed

*Angry

Dismayed

The management and the employee's union reached a deadlock in the on-going negotiations.

Decision

*Standstill

Contract

Compromise

Breakthrough

Residents were warned of the imminent danger posed by the mountains of garbage nearby.

*Impending

Terrifying

Great

Obvious

Significant

?Close in time; about to occur; about to happen.

There is certainly no mistake that cannot re rectified.

Repeated

Tolerated

*Corrected

Forgiven

Committed

Splendor marked the church ceremonies.

*Magnificence

Simplicity

Reverence

Loftiness

?The quality of being magnificent or splendid or grand; A quality that outshines the usual

The United Nations extolled the Philippine government for its peacekeeping efforts with the insurgents.

Acknowledged

*Praised

Favored

Cited

Appreciated

?kudos; glorify; honor.

the director was exasperated by the employee's remarks

*irritated

insulted

ridiculed

flattered

elated

The exorbitant interest rates imposed by moneylenders have kept many poor families in a state of poverty.

Deceptive

*Excessive

Unrealistic

Unfavorable

Burdensome

Iminungkahi ng ina sa kanyang anak na bawasan nito ang pagiging matabil.

Maramdamin

Maluho

Masungit

Mahiyain

*Madaldal

'Sentece constructions

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

Some social programs   

*are design to affect individuals,   

others to affect

communities or an entire region.  

NO ERROR

?are designed to affect individuals.

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

The latest technology has to do  

*with two rice croppings   

during the rainy season,

where before only one crop is grown.  

NO ERROR

?with two rice-cropping.

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

Government officials and employees are expected  

to lead modest lives  

appropriate to their positions and income,  

*don't they?  

NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

The reason he was dismissed  

is because  

he was habitually late  

in reporting for work.  

*NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

*Three hundred years are

a long time for a country

to be under

foreign rule.

NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

My purse, together with

my gloves and keys, were

stolen from my

locker last night.

*NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

The heightened completion from foreign films

*and the increase in production costs is

pushing the Philippine movie industry

into hard times.

NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

The year-long conflict

among the two student factions

remains unsettled despite

warnings from school authorities.

*NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

The five-year-old girl is

*one of the most valuable witness

in the murder

of her grandmother.

NO ERROR

?one of the most valuable witnesses.

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

With more and more people born each year,

the need for food, fuel,

and other natural resources

have likewise grown.

*NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

*Who did you said

wrote the book

on the life

of the first Filipino saint?

NO ERROR

?who did you say wrote the book

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

It was so dark in the room

that you couldn't hardly

see your hand

before your face.

*NO ERROR

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

The manager wanted to know

why I was there,

how I got there

*and what I intend to do.

NO ERROR

?and what I intended to do.

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

Lahat ng tao

ay naghahanap ng kaibigan,

*ngunit bihira ang nakatagpo

ng tunay na kaibigan.

WALANG MALI

?ngunit bihira ang makatagpo

Check the Sentence and see whether it contains an error in the grammar or correct usage.

Ang mabisang pagbabasa

ay nangangailangan

ng malikhain

at mapanuring pag-iisip.

*WALANG MALI

'Sentence Arrangement

Look for the most satisfactory in terms of grammer and correct usage.

In all hus efforts to please others, got him into trouble.

To please others in all his efforts, he got into trouble.

All his efforts to please others, he got into trouble.

*All his efforts to please others got him into trouble.

All his efforts got him into trouble to please others.

Look for the most satisfactory in terms of grammer and correct usage.

*Neither the wage increases nor the vacation plans has satisfied the workers.

Neither the wage increases nor the vacation plans have satisfied the workers.

Neither the wage increases or the vacation plans has satisfied the workers.

Neither the vacation plan nor the wage increases has satisfied the workers.

Neither the vacation plan or the wage increases have satisfied the workers.

Look for the most satisfactory in terms of grammer and correct usage.

No amount of progress will take place if the people do not discipline themselves and no efforts to be self-reliant are exerted.

No amount of progress will take place if the people do not discipline themselves and exert efforts to be self-reliant.

*No amount of progress will take place if the people not disciplined and if they do not exert efforts to be self-reliant.

No amount of progress will have taken place because the people do not discipline themselves and exert efforts to be self-reliant.

If the people do not discipline themselves, no amount of progress will take place, and that they have to exert efforts to be self-reliant.

Look for the most satisfactory in terms of grammer and correct usage.

*You can study your lessons either at the library or in your own room.

You can either study your lessons at the library or in your own room.

You can study either your lessons at the library or in your own room.

At the library or in your own room, you can either study your lessons.

Either you can study your lessons at the library or study in your own room.

Look for the most satisfactory in terms of grammer and correct usage.

Our farmers have been helped to cope with the drought brought about by the El NiÑo phenomenon by the shallow tube wells.

Our farmers have cope with the drought brought about by the El NiÑo phenomenon with the help of the shallow tube wells.

Coping with the drought brought about by the El NiÑo phenomenon, our farmers have been helped by the shallow tube wells.

The El NiÑo phenomenon brought about the drought with which our farmers are coping with the help of the shallow tube wells.

*The shallow tube wells have helped our farmers cope with the drought brought about by the El NiÑo phenomenon.

Determine the best order in which to put the sentences to form a well-organized paragraph. [CR]A. They throw their garbage on the streets. [CR]B. Worst of all, they spit everywhere and fill the air with germs. [CR]C. Yet many people do not cooperate in keeping our communities clean. [CR]D. They also litter in the public parks and public buildings. [CR]E. Everyone knows that “Health is Wealth”

ECDBA

EBACD

*ECADB

EDBCA

EDCAB

? Everyone knows that “Health is Wealth.” Yet many people do not cooperate in keeping our communities clean. They throw their garbage on the streets. They also litter in the public parks and public buildings. of all, they spit everywhere and fill the air with germs.

Determine the best order in which to put the sentences to form a well-organized paragraph. [CR]A. Filipino values that are naturally good should be preserved and that which corrupt the mind should be rejected. [CR]B. But the fact that there exists in the Philippines today a plurality of attitudes and customs does not mean that Filipinos should accept all of them without question. [CR]C. Our society is rigidly ruled by a body of beliefs and traditions which largely determine our cultural pattern of behavior. [CR]D. In doing so, they preserve and treasure the sence that makes them true Filipinos--the sense value. [CR]E. This is widely known as Filipino custom.

*CADEB

ACEBD

CEBAD

AECBD

AEBDC

?Our society is rigidly ruled by a body of beliefs and traditions which largely determine our cultural pattern of behavior. Filipino values that are naturally good should be preserved and that which corrupt the mind should be rejected. In doing so, they preserve and treasure the sence that makes them true Filipinos--the sense value. This is widely known as Filipino custom. But the fact that there exists in the Philippines today a plurality of attitudes and customs does not mean that Filipinos should accept all of them without question.

Determine the best order in which to put the sentences to form a well-organized paragraph. [CR]A. This condition has been brought about by many factors which include industrial plants belching out smoke, emissions from vehicles, and improperly burned fuel in private residences. [CR]B. And if conditions warrant, all traffic may be halted, the burning of trash may be forbidden and in extreme cases, factories may be shut down. [CR]C. Air pollution is becoming a serious problem throughout the world. [CR]D. Warning is also given to the public when pollution becomes a real menace to health. [CR]E. To counteract such factors, state health departments now measure the amount of pollution in the air as well as the kind of pollutants.

*CAEDB

CAEBD

CBADE

CABDE

CEADB

Determine the best order in which to put the sentences to form a well-organized paragraph. [CR]A. The only way to have a true friend is to be one yourself. [CR]B. Likewise, sacrifices need to be made to maintain and strengthen friendships, but few human pursuits make sacrifice a pleasure. [CR]C. This is not easy to do because a friend must have the qualities of the best physician, the best nurse, and the best parent. [CR]D. However, making sacrifices is one way by which one can reach spiritual nobility. [CR]E. As one humanitarian said, “ An effort made for the happiness f others lifts us above ourselves.”

ACBDE

AEDBC

*ABDCE

EDCBA

EABCD

Determine the best order in which to put the sentences to form a well-organized paragraph. [CR]A. Hinahasa nito ang mga bata sa pagkakaroon ng disiplina. [CR]B. Sa paglalaro natututo ang mga bata ng pagiging maliksi at malakas. [CR]K. Mahalaga ang paglalaro. [CR]D. Sa kabuuan, mahalaga ang paglalaro sa pagkatuto ng mga bata sa papel na gagampanan ng kabataan. [CR]E. Bahagi ito ng buhay ng kabataan.

BAKED

BKADE

BEKAD

*KEBAD

KEADB

'Number series

1  3  6  10  15  21  28  __.

32

33

35

*36

? 1+2=3+3=6+4=10+5=15+6=21+7=28+8=36

97  16  81  12  69  8  61  __.

2

8

6

*4

?16-4=12-4=8-4=4

200  20  220  22  242  24.2  __.

248

252.2

256.2

260

*266.2

?200+20=220+22=242+24.2=266.2

1.21  1.44  1.69  1.96  2.25  2.56  __.

*2.89

2.95

3.12

3.24

4.28

128  320  64  160  32  80  16  __.

20

30

*40

50

60

4/5  1 1/4  3/5  12/3  2/5  2 ½  1/5  __.

*1 ½

3

4 ¼

5

5 1/5

15  51  16  61  19  91  24  42  31  __.

*13

27

32

49

52

1  ¼  4/16  16/64  __.

64/192

*64/256

32/130

64/512

60/102

7  14  41  82  28  56  __.

59

63

*65

69

75

1  1  2  8  3  27  4  64  5  __.

75

105

*125

235

250

9  6  18  15  45  42  126  __.

*123

129

375

378

420

1/3  1/6  3/6  3/12  9/12  __.

9/18

12/18

*9/24

13/24

11/24

.456  .228  .114  .057  __.

*.0285

.0460

.0740

.0872

.0960

2  3  9  4  5  25  6  7  __.

9

*49

27

53

43

3/7  8/4  5/9  7/11  12/8  __.

*9/13

12/8

14/10

12/9

11/15

'Mathematical computation

Find x if x ( 14+11 ) = 100.

*4

5

8

10

15

?x*14=14x + x*11=11x, 14x+11x=100, 15x=100, 100/15=4.

2 ( 4+2 ) / ( 3-2 ) ( 4+2 ) is equal to __.

-2

3

0

*2

4

What is the sum of all prime numbers between 1 and 15?

30

34

*41

39

45

?2+3+5+7+11+13=41

15 is what percent of 80?

53.3

*18.75

15.00

5.33

1.88

?1500/80=18.75

What is four times the square of 15?

120

3600

240

*900

3800

?4(15^2)=4(225)=900.

Suppose the time now is 9:30a.m., what is the time 16 hours from now?

*1:30 a. m.

2:30 a. m.

11:30 p. m.

12:30 p. m.

2:30 p. m.

If x is an odd number, which of the following expressions will give an even number?

X²

3x + 2

*x + x

4x + 3

2x + 1

?odd + odd = even, 1+1=2

What is the least common denominator of the following fractions: 1/7, 1/6, ¼, 1/3?

42

*84

126

168

192

What is the perimeter of a square if its area is 36sq.cm?

*12cm

24cm

36cm

48cm

64cm

What is (2/3 – 3/2) / (2/3 + 3/2)?

5/13

-5/13

1

*-1

0

‘Mathematics. Problem solving.

After giving all his grandchildren P150 each, an old man had P270left in his pocket. If he originally had P2,020, how many grandchildren does he have?

11

12

*13

14

15

If 7 meters of yarn costs P75.25, how much will 3 ½ meters of the same yarn cost?

P39.25

*P37.63

P34.13

P32.50

P24.50

An athlete runs 7 kilometers in 1 hour and 15 minutes. At the same rate, how many hours will it take the athlete to run 21 kilometers?

2.75

3.25

3.58

*3.75

4.00

A larger number divided by a smaller number gives a quoatient of 3 with a remainder of 5. if the sum of two numbers i77, what is the smaller number?

58

59

*60

61

62

A cigarette factory produces 1,015 packs per hour. If each worker in the factory produces an average of 29 packs per hour, how many workers does the factory have?

33

55

*35

45

65

A calculator previously sold at P180 is now marked P135, with the same percentage of  discount, what will be the new price of a camera previously sold at P1800?

P1755

*P1350

P1180

P1135

P1035

A certain number is tripled and then divided by 4. If adding 13 to the result gives 58, what is the original number?

40

120

*60

140

80

There boys weigh 55 kilos, 45 kilos, and 51 kilos, what must be the weight of the fourth boy if the average weight of the four is to be 52 kilos?

58

*57

54

52

48

In a box factory, a worker can make an average of 12 shoe boxes in 30 minutes. How many shoe boxes will 25 workers make in 2 ¾ hours?

1500

1600

*1650

1700

1750

If Freddie has 37 bills of P20 and P10 amounting P520, how many P20 bills does he have?

*15

17

25

20

22

The shorter side of a rectangular fence is 3/5 the length of the longer side which is 25 meters long. What is the area covered by the rectangular fence?

*225 sq. m.

800 sq. m.

375 sq. m.

625 sq. m.

825 sq. m.

How far can a plane travel if it flies 480 miles per hour from 7:30 a.m. to 11:00 a.m.?

1580 miles

1600 miles

1650 miles

*1680 miles

1860 miles

How many tiles are needed to cover the floor of a room whose dimensions are 10 feet by 6 feet if the size of each tile is 6 inches by 6 inches?

60

120

180

*240

300

In an organization of 320 members. 75% are females of which 25% are young. How many old female members does the organization have?

*180

240

244

260

287

A class of 20 students got an average score of 86% in their Math test. Another class with 25 students got an average of 80% in the same test. What is the average score of the two classes combined?

82.00

82.67

*83.00

83.77

84.00

'Philippine constitution

Who among the following may be appointed as the member of the cabinet without needing confirmation from the Commission on Appointments?

*Vice-President

Senate President

Speaker of the House

Senator

Congressman

At least how many years must a presidential candidate reside in the Philippines before running for public office?

Five

Six

Eight

*Ten

Fifteen

All of the following are manifestations of the sovereignty of the people. EXCEPT the right to __.

Define the jurisdiction of their government

Define the powers of their government

*Constitute their own government

Change their government

Criticize their government

Which of the following is considered as the basic criterion of a TRUE value?

It is imposed by the government.

It is acquired from a credible person.

It is learned in school or fruit of education.

*It is inculcated by one's parent since childhood.

It is freely chosen among alternatives being fully aware of its consequences.

Every defendant in a criminal case has a right to counsel chiefly because __.

*A counsel is indispensable in a trial.

It is very difficult to get an acquittal without a counsel.

Prosecuting attorneys are capable of providing innocent people guilty.

There is a great risk of being adjudged guilty when one does not have a counsel.

The law is concerned in seeing the every, defendant has adequate opportunities to present his/her case.

Which of the following not a right of a person under investigation allegedly committing  an offense?

To be informed of the person's right to remain silent.

To be informed of the nature and cause of accusations against the person.

To be provided with a free counsel

*To demand that the person be allowed to stay at home during the investigation without police escort.

To have  a competent and independent counsel preferably of the person's own choice.

The school expelled Jericho, a student, because of his refusal to attend the flag ceremony. The school authorities rejected his argument that singing the national anthem is against his religious belief. Are the school authorities correct?

Yes, because there is nothing in the Bible that prohibits attending flag ceremonies.

Yes, because the obligation to the country is different from the obligation to God.

*No, because they violate the freedom of religion of the student.

No, because they violate the right of the student due to process of law and equal protection of the law.

No, because the words of God are supreme over all other laws, rules and regulations.

Any private individual who enters an abode against the will of the owner and without proper court order shall be guilty of __.

*Trespassing

Breaking in

Forced entry

Illegal search

Violation of domicile

The right to privacy of a person is defined as one’s right to __.

Go where one pleases

Be a member of any group

Believe whatever one wishes

*Be free from unwarranted publicity

Build one’s home wherever he/she chooses.

Which of the following is the dominant source of air pollution in Metro Manila?

Industry

*Motor Vehicle

Domestic sewage

Garbage disposal

Electric power generation

Which of the following is the BEST way to ensure sustainable fish supply?

Using correct size of nets

Using efficient fishing boat

Having enough fishponds

*Protecting coastal ecosystems

Employing effective fishing technique.

The proper way of disposing of medical and hospital wastes is through __.

Sewer

*Incineration

Dump site

Compost pit

Sanitary landfill

The main purpose of waste segregation is to __.

Export recyclable materials

Prevent water pollution

*Turn waste into resource

Reduce collection costs

Prevent floods

Which of the following is the MOST damaging effect that a cement industry can do on the environment?

*Destructions of aquifers or underground source of water.

Destructions of landscapes

Pollution of the air

Displacement of farmers

Lowering of soil productivity

‘Name sorting

A. abridge[cr]B. abbreviate[cr]C. abduction[cr]D. absence[cr]E. abscess

A B C D E

B A C D E

B C A E D

*C A B D E

D E B A C

A. reversal[cr]B. revoke[cr]C. revile[cr]D. review[cr]E. revolt

*A D C B E

A C D E B

B E D A C

C D A E B

D C A B E

A. manipulate[cr]B. manifestation[cr]C. manism[cr]D. mania[cr]E. manicure

A C B E D

D B E C A

D E B C A

*D E B A C

E B C A D

A. lecher[cr]B. lease[cr]C. legacy[cr]D. legion[cr]E. leaven

A E B C D

B D E A C

*B E A C D

C D A B E

E B A D C

A. Exotic View Restaurant[cr]B. The Young & Old Beauty Shop[cr]C. Kup & Saucer Macaroons & Sweets[cr]D. Sunrise Resort Inc.[cr]E. June Panganiban’s Dress Shop

A C E D B

*A E C D B

C A E D B

C B E D A

E A C B D

A. Cythia’s Fashion House[cr]B. Manila Appliance Center[cr]C. M. Carillo’s Pharmacy[cr]D. Imperial Electronics, Inc.[cr]E. The House of Ramie

A C D B E

*A D C B E

A E D C B

C A D B E

C A E D B

A. A. Urra Co. Limited[cr]B. Eriberto Romos Construction[cr]C. E. E. Black Limited[cr]D. F. Bernabe and Sons[cr]E. Jacinto Iron and Steel Corporation

D C A E B

D C E B A

C B A E D

B C D E A

*A C B E D